Dynamo Top Chivas

Houston scored on a Brian Ching header (of course) in the 64th minute off a free kick to take out Chivas USA 1-0.  This wasn’t really one of those boring low scoring games (see Columbus earlier), with both teams pushing it end to end in what was both a technical yet physical game.  Neither team had an abundance of chances, with Houston directing only 3 shots on frame.  They probably should have made it 2-0 if not for Brian Mulling whiffing on a couple of shots and a missed hand ball from the referee.

Chivas lost their first game of the season.  Not a lot to say for them.  They played well and look to be set to finish in the top half of the Western Conference.  No doubt we’ll see both of these sides in the playoffs at the end of the year.

DC, Toronto smoked like ham

Although neither game is technically over, I think its safe to say that Toronto and DC are both set to lose their matches.

In Foxboro, the Revolution led throughout, with Toronto never really able to mount a serious challenge to the goal.  The Revs took the game 4-0 with Taylor Twellman starting the scoring with two goals in the first 18 minutes.  Shalrie Joseph added a penalty (which isn’t mentioned on MLSnet) and Andy Dorman scored on a nice drop pass from Steve Ralston, his second assist of the night.  New England looks to have lost absolutely none of its offensive firepower with Clint Dempsey hopping across the pond.  Also, Taylor Twellman finds the post-game lemonade to be crap.

Toronto was never able to get anything going offensively, though they look like they have a solid attacking set.  The defense came apart on multiple occasions and they were fortunate to only give up 4 goals.  They’re going to be a gritty team and should be able to grind out a few wins against the bottom half of the MLS table.

I can’t really speak to the DC-KC game, as I don’t get Fox Soccer, but it looks as though the defense may be a huge hole for United.  They no doubt have offensive firepower, but they’ve given up 6 goals through 2 games.  Hopefully mlsnet will archive this game so I don’t have to torrent it.

KC wins 4-2

RSL – Crew draw 0-0

An uneventful match yields a boring nil-nil draw.  The Crew had 2 real chances, 1 on a needle threading pass from Ned Grabavoy that Jason Garey couldn’t finagle into goal.  The second was a rocket from the foot of Eddie Gaven from 25 yards out that forced Nick Rimando into a sprawling save.

Salt Lake never really looked to challenge goal, with their best chance coming from a Mehdi Ballouchy worm burner from about 35 yards out.  Otherwise, both sides were content to play follow the bouncing ball around Rice-Eccles.

Twellman with a Deuce through 20


No, not that Deuce (well, maybe the one on the left)…

Taylor Twellman has quickly hit up the suspect Toronto back line with two quick goals in 18 minutes. As I type this, he misses the 19th minute hat trick by about 2 feet. He slotted home a nice near post shot after the setup from Cristman, then went par post on a cross from Steve Ralston.

Just about time to put this game in the book with 70 minutes to play, as New England looks to be adjusting nicely to LAD (Life after Deuce).

Jesse Ventura in Columbus?

That’s who I keep picturing providing the color on the Columbus-RSL game.  If its not “The Body”, then its got to be one of the guys from “Da Bears” skit on SNL.  He sounds like he’s 1 braut away from a heart attack.  And please, let him know that gutteral utterances such as “mmmhmm” really don’t translate on television.  That is pretty much all I get from this game right now, God Awful.

There’s been about 2 real chances in 60 minutes, with Grabavoy showing why he’ll go to some small European side at season’s end, and Jeff Cunningham dribbling right into the keeper.

This game is why MLS needs to get RSL a new stadium now, there’s just no flow to a game on turf.  MLS is enough like pinball when the good teams play, let alone have bad ones play on turf, its just laughable.  What good will playing on turf do for Freddy Adu’s game?  Who thought moving him out to RSL and have him bounce around like Jason Williams would make him a future national team player?

And finally, Mehdi Ballouchy looks like he should be paying guitar for The Mars Volta.

0-0 through 65.