Thank God Andres Cantor isn't the announcer for the Galaxy, because he would have been bored for the month of May. No, it wasn't a very merry month for LA, as the Galaxy pulled a goosegg for the month. Not only did they not get a win, they didn't get a tie. They didn't even get a goal. They pulled out an 0-5, zero goal month. I'm not even sure if the RSL has done that before.
So, at what point does the FireSteveSampson website pop up? I would have thought the thing would have been around 8 years ago, but the internet was just 4 years old back then. Seriously, how do you coach a team to 0 goals? I mean, how does a team not luck into a goal in 5 games? The fact of the matter is, the Galaxy are just a horrible team. Period. Yes, missing the Golden Child hurts, but no one player can mean that much to a team. When you start John Wolyniec up top, you have to know you have a pitiful team. He can't even start on an A-League squad at this point.
Congrats to Colorado though. They're sitting pretty with 14 points, 6 clear of RSL and 7 over 5th in the West. Oddly, if you just combined the LA teams, they'd have the same number of points as the Rapids. MLS has to love that the three worst teams also happen to reside in the biggest markets. At what point can we begin calling Alexi Lalas the Isiah Thomas of soccer? I mean, he hasn't been in LA long enough to really do any damage, but he hasn't fired Sampson yet, so…
Yeah, I tried to actually watch as little of the game as possible because I didn't want to rip my eyes out, hence the less than stellar analysis.
However, MLSnet.TV is still showing the feed. I wonder if I just keep the feed going and don't shut it, if I can just watch the FOX sports channel in perpetuity.
Oh, and Max Bretos has to be the voice over the loudspeaker in hell. I'm convinced of this.
